[[[ Related post: I still heart my Fog Bar <<<---Last year's show^^ ]]]
Man, I have a wish. I wish for new Uno Fog Bar CMs every year. That way we can make this show an annual event. Maybe we could even turn it into a(n) (inter?)national holiday!
(photo credit: maisakura @sina china as labelled)
Tsumabuki Satoshi, Oguri Shun, Eita, Miura Haruma & Miyazaki Aoi on Oshareism 10/10/10 (what a ten outta ten date! haha):
>>> Watch it here ^_^ <<<
[ As usual, I need to make my own commentary so this time, look out for indigo bold italics~~! ]
※ The boys walk on stage with Tsumabuki Satoshi & Eita intentionally switching places because Eita wants to avoid Ueda-san [ The poor thing must've been scarred from his drilling one year ago! Oh the good times *fond tear* ] But as soon as go to sit down, they revert back^^ [ Under strict marketing directions from Shiseido? >_> Btw, Eita's "Shu" in the beginning is already too much... xD ]
※ First topic of conversation is drinking. They note that Miura is now the legal age [ did you hear that??????? *rests chin in between thumb & index finger & cackles* *pounds down straight shot of tequila* ] Before they shot the latest Uno Fog Bar CMs, Shun, Eita & Miura went out to have a few drinks together in London (Satoshi couldn’t come as something came up.) [ No wonder the CMs ended up so cracktasically hilarious lol Just joking ;O But for some reason I'm wanting to see them pull one of those lame contests to see who can get the most phone numbers in one night lol My bet? Satoshi, if he was there ;P Otherwise, my money would be on... Miura for some reason. And I don't think he would even need to try (´ε｀ ) ]
※ We already know Shun turns into an emotional mess when he’s drunk but what about Eita? According to Shun, our frizzy hair master morphs into a super manly passionate, er, man when he’s downed one too many. One time when Eita was drunk, he said to Shun, “Listen, no matter what, I will always look out for you!!!!!!” The audience is like, aaawww. [ *buries head in pillow* *wails* This makes me feel so gooey inside! I know I've said this before but I mean it more than ever- someone fuureaking moosh these two in a dorama right now!!!!!! I am willing to give up my... Buzzer Beat DVD lololol ]
※ Apparently Satoshi drank so much once he passed out at Shun‘s place. Shun then took a secret photo of Satoshi & later sent it to him [ I must say Shun is quite noble~~ If Buki was unconscious in my house, I wouldn't be simply taking photos that's for sure. But I'd imagine I wouldn't be doing anything to him that doozy would be doing either tehe ]
※ Then begins the personality tests, where the boys are probed with three questions. This time, Ueda-san joins in on the action ^_^
1. Imagine there is an old shrine deep in the mountains, and a monkey is trapped in a cage there. Draw the facial expression of the monkey.
Meaning: This what you they’ll look like when they are older. [ lol @ Shun's eyeless primate attempt. It looks more like a frggn lion^^; Satoshi, forever the kawaii babyface xDD LMAO @ Eita's sketch & how the hosts keep asking him if he's gonna be okay when he gets older if he's going to turn out like that. But hey, at least he still has the big ears xD Shun's laughter at Eita's sketch is also funny as heck. And Ueda-san's angry vampire monkey is ROFLtastic xD ]
2. You are looking for a flower, and you find the flower you were looking for at the florist, what would you say to the flower?
Miura: I’ve finally found you.
Satoshi: We’ve finally met each other.
Shun: It’s here.
Eita: Looks as great as I thought.
Meaning: This is what they say to pick up a woman. [ Bravo boys! Bravo! That's what we wanted to hear! *tears stream from corners of eyes* (Except, well, Shun you may wanna work on your line a bit. Lucky you're hawt *giant hug*) I love how the entire audience is female btw. Some of their reactions almost put me to shame lol (what's that saying about the stove & the kettle & something about being black? xPP) ]
I’ll confess, Miura’s one-liner got my eyes glistening the most… I think how he so bashfully half-hid his face behind the writing pad as he was speaking the words made it just the more, er, likeable *throws a sisterly hug* ]
3. Your favorite food is on the table, when you look at the food, what is your facial expression?
Meaning: This is the face they show only to the one they love. [ *grins like a mad woman* Shun, you had me at THAT look *melts into one humungous gloop* Ahem. Miura's two-hand fist pump in the air thing made me giggle. I'd cook you dins anyday sweetiepie *slaps self in face* lol@ Satoshi not being able to keep a straight face. And Eita's? ROFL 1 million & 28 times. Gold *bangs fist repeatedly on desk* ^^;;;;;;;; LMAO @ Shun looking like he was trying not to burst into hysterics... ]
※ Miyazaki Aoi [ can't help but like this girl^^ ] then joins the party & talks about working with the guys. She noted that she had worked together with Satoshi, Shun & Eita before [ well, well, wasn't someone good in their past life? xD ] so she felt perfectly comfortable, however this was the first time she & Miura had worked together. Aoi & Shun gave known each other since their high-school years.
※ Aoi-chan’s nickname for Satoshi is Tsumao, & for Shun, it’s Guri.
※ Satoshi likes to run, 5-6kms everyday [ *hand-to-head salute* Way to go! That is amazing *drops to floor* I personally couldn't even slow-dance that distance lol ]
※ Shun now has a love for Lego, thanks to Eita who introduced it to him [ Seriously Shun, love you, but have you been living under a rock? ] He assembled the ship in one night [ Alright Shun, you, me, at the bow of the ship at 3 *puts on English accent* "I'm flying Shuuun! I'm flying!" *leaps into Atlantic & smashes head on giant iceberg* -_-; ]
※ Shun shows a picture of his All Night Nippon (his radio show) magazine & Ueda-san points out on the cover it says there is a section for Over-18s & questions why [ uh-oh...... ] Shun replies it’s because they talk alot of ecchi late at night[ Oh snap. For once I have nothing to say (*_ _*) ]
※ Shun also showed a photo of his Gantz manga collection. Apparently recommended to him by Miura. [ I'm beginning to think that these boys are terrible influences on each other... drinking to the point of intoxication, manga, video games, excessive fashion & toys accumulation... no! No! No! Muahaha of course I'm joking. Please let me play ;O ]
※ Eita brought in another photo of the infamous 99yen toilet brush, one year later, still exactly the same, unused. [ Gaaah!!! Eita-kun, please, let me be your housemaid!!!!! I'll show you how to use that toilet brush properly xDD ]
※ Lastly, we had the palm reading rounds. This is what I can make of it-
Miura‘s career luck is very good. But something about being spoilt & being a baby was mentioned. [ Aaw, cut the baby some slack! He's only 20, he's fully allowed to... do that 53:42 tongue-in-cheek thing~~ ]
Satoshi has very strong luck overall.
Shun‘s currently at a challenge with his work but has incredible popularity.
Eita has two destiny lines which spells out to having twice the good luck!
Btw, LMAOX100 @ Eita’s card shuffle fail at the end xDD
Another brilliant barrel of laughs! Seems like these four enjoy each other’s company as much as we enjoy theirs~~ That’s for shu! xP
( Translation credits: tokyohive, Life In A Bubble, plaza.rakuten.co.jp/kibu62/diary/201010100001/574cd/, ameblo.jp/kooks-chelica/entry-10673197707.html, cyari.com/archives/cat22/post_527/, syougai-geneki.cocolog-nifty.com/blog/2010/10/sp-4e25.html with the trusty(N) ” help” of BabelFish ^^; Corrections, amendments & additional points more than welcome!!)